Best encapsulations to date of Denard’s crazy start

September 13th, 2010 § 0 comments § permalink

In photographic form, from Sam Wolson of the Michigan Daily:

In written form, from Spencer Hall of EDSBS fame:

In contrast: Denard Robinson is a barely street legal rally car. There is no backup and there is no guardrail: he rides sliding sideways through defenses never hitting the brakes without a right foot on the gas. He’s covering immense mileage all by his lonesome, more than any other player in FBS football now, leading the nation in rushing with 455 yards and adding 430 yards passing because a one-man play fake leaves wide receivers waving unmolested in empty defensive backfields.

He may suffer for this: unlike [Jeff] Demps [of Florida], he’s got almost no help, and even the stoutest rally car starts to spit parts and rattle down the stretch of a race. Without relief, he’s going to have issues, which is the contemporary word for problems; injury, fatigue, the inability to conjure coverage-snapping runs 15 or 20 times a game.* He’s received no support from Michigan’s running backs. He will face defenses that can hurt people, and when he does they may do what they do so well. This rally car could end up flying roof-first into the forest, just as repeated hits sidelined Pat White for significant playing time late in seasons at WVU.**

*This number is not an exaggeration. Double digits are needed to describe the number of times a three yard run becomes six, or a six yard run becomes twelve, or a twelve yard run ends up as six points and this.

*Robinson is much thicker than White, and will be more durable, but even Tim Tebow got hurt by repeated hits something Michigan fans benefitted greatly from in the 2008 Capital One Bowl. Injury is a given for all quarterbacks.

Mmm…Tartine

September 10th, 2010 § 0 comments § permalink

I’m hungry for some great bread after watching this. Chris and I might have to learn to bake our own bread if we ever open up that coffee house/beer store.

Tartine Bread from 4SP Films on Vimeo.

Sammy Davis Jr. for Suntory

August 23rd, 2010 § 0 comments § permalink

Pretty great. Via Daring Fireball.

Kenny Chesney FAIL

August 20th, 2010 § 0 comments § permalink

Thanks to Every Day Should Be Saturday for thisĀ hilariously scathing takedown of some football-oriented country crap rock from Kenny Chesney.

A sample paragraph:

He sucks, and most things do, but when he dips his toes across into the realm of football they deserve to be chainsawed off at the nearest convenience. The entire song is supposedly about football, but it’s really about how Kenny Chesney should be bound and gagged, bundled into an uninsulated rocket filled with honey badgers, and shot into the sun. Oddly enough, this is what we think every Kenny Chesney song is about. Hm.

DBag alert!

The Steven Slater song!

August 18th, 2010 § 0 comments § permalink

Love it. (I assume everyone has heard about the JetBlue flight attendant that flipped out.)

Insect sushi

August 7th, 2010 § 0 comments § permalink

Wow, that looks really, um, great

I had a joking Facebook exchange earlier this week involving using a dead cockroach as part of that evening’s dinner. And then I saw a story this morning on insect sushi in Japan and I realized that I could have made cockroach sushi, if I only I’d been gentler with my shoe. OK, I’m going to go throw up–these photos are horrible.

HT to Marginal Revolution for the link.

Another bonus photo:

I hate centipedes. Apparently they hunt cockroaches, though.